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Porto Alegre (Martin)
Our first stop in Brazil, was Porto Alegre. The city is appx. 7 hours from the Uruguay border. Porto Alegre is not only one of the largest cities in Brazil, it is also regarded as the one of the most important cities of Southern Brazil. The city is a cultural, economical and political center… but as we quickly found out.. it was not a center of tourism. During our time in PA we saw no other tourists, and there are literally no hostels around, the only decent in price we could find was a semi-dodgy-prison-cell-lookalike “hotel” called “Hotel Uruguai”.

Tommy enjoying the company of Antonia`s girlfriends in the backseat…
We chose to visit Porto Alegre to meet up with an old schoolmate of Martin from Venezuela, Antonia. At the day of arrival we were tired, hungry and the very humid and hot climate in PA made our hunger for food even greater. As we met up with Antonia, she took us to a highclass steakhouse/churrasceria where waiters would literally lineup to serve you any type of beef. In fact, each guest was given a green/red brick to indicate if you want more (green) or if you had enough (red). During the meat-feasting we caught up with memories from our days in Venezuela, although far from bestbuddies or really close friends at the time - we shared many funny memories about people and places.
The food at the restaurant was amazing and it was a perfect star for our Brazilian adventure. After the meal Antonia took us for a drive, showing us around in the city…telling funny tales and old stories from all her good times in the city.

Yes I know I look funny! To my defense I think I was chewing a VERY sour piece of lime… quite sour indeed!
Later, we met up with her friends; Duda, Julia and Moria…. After enjoying a chopp (draught beer) downtown we wanted to head to town and check out the (according to Antonia) very good clubbing scene of Porto Alegre. However, the girls were tired (!!!!) from partying too much the day before. Oh well, I guess we just arrived on the wrong day….
Florianopolis - Ihla de Santa Catarina, Barra da Lagoa (Tommy)

 fight before I opened their eyes to their stupidity with my simple lines: Are you girls done foreplaying? Why dont you just make out in the bushes and give me money for cab fare? It seemed to work as they realized what idiots they were and made my taxi ride considerably cheaper. (Luckily we have found Brazilian clubbing to be better later on in our journey.)</p>
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The other days at Ihla De Santa Catarina, were spent tanning, surfing, hakisaking and eating icecream. Lots and lots of icecream. I like icecream. They have icecream parlours were you pay and weigh. Brilliant concept for those of you out there that want to taste every little flavour. In Floridanapolis it is feasible. One tiny little teaspoon of every sweet delicious icecream sabor you can imagine. I like icecream. I´m considering putting straps around a little freezer and have icecream with me everywhere I go. Say it with me, I love icecream. It dont matter if you´re a chocolate, straberry, kiwi, mint, orange, banana, hassel or vanilla icecream. Its all part of the icecream family. I pass no judgement on what color my icecream is. If the world was as liberal as my icecream views are we´d be getting somewhere. Or in the words of J. Seinfeld - Look to the cookie Elaine. I say look to the icecream Martin. Look to the icecream.



When we weren´t eating icecream we visited excellent rock diving areas to show off our fenomonal cannonball skills. Casper a dutch surfer also showed us to a famous beach known as Praia Mole. Praia Mole makes Venice Beach look like fat camp. Stit galore and ssa fantastico.
All in all Florinapolis was good for a little while, but there were some drawbacks. Prices, unfriendly people and the icecream melted very fast are worth mentioning.
In the end of our stay we met up with these two funky Swedes Wictor and Philip who joined us to Foz de Iguazu.

Florianopolis, the view from our hostel in Barra da Lagoa
Iguacu Falls (Martin)
After a looooong busride, we finally arrived on the Brazilian side of the Iguacu Falls. Having been advised to simply skip this side and rush to the Argentinean side we disobeyed the tips and recommendations given by the local tourist boyscout and headed back to Argentina. The difference is more than a border; the Brazilian side has only one look-out to the falls, the city is smaller and considered more boring and the prices are between 30-50% higher. Naturally, if you have good time, one would prefer to see it all from all sides. However, time was not on our side, and even though we were going back to Brazil, we couldn´t waste a second.

On the first night, we took the Swedes out to dinner - and taught them about the Argentinean beef culture… Ingen kjoettbullar her!
As we made it to the Argentinean side we quickly found our way to the hostel, recommended to us by the owner whom we met in Florianopolis. The name was “Hostel Sweet Hostel”, but after a couple of days, I felt more like calling it “Home Sour Home”. Basically, this was a family´s house, with a couple of extra bed rooms, limited water supply shower, no breakfast (even though they said so!) and the “free internet” was merely the family`s own computer, available for usage whenever the teenage child was not enthusiastically enganged in an MSN chat or some dorky computer game. No, even though it was cheap - this felt like a paid intrusion into a home.

The falls are huge and spreads over a large area, making small waterfalls everywhere… the nature around is stunning with 1000s of butterflies, caymans, turtles and plenty of exotic trees and birs!

Victor, Tommy and Martin - posing in front of the massive and humming “Devil´s throat”!
Good hostel - Bad Hostel. At the end of the day, you actually just sleep there, and in Iguacu, there`s hardly time to sleep. The nearby falls are considered some of the largest in the world. Actually, the proper Spanish name is “Cataratas del Iguazú”. The waterfalls consists of about 270 falls along 2.7km of the Iguazu River. The falls range in height from about 60m to 150m (The Devil`s Throat). Some people we met said that Niagar Falls was much better, but by looking at facts and the location and I would surely vote for Iguacu:
Size `em up!
-The water falling over Iguazu in peak flow has a surface area of about 400,000 square metres (1.3 million square feet)
-Niagara has a surface area of under 183,000 square metres (600,000 square feet)
… only the Victoria Falls in Zambia and Zimbabwe is larger with an area of over 550,000 square metres (1.8 million square feet).
In terms of water volume:
-Victoria’s annual peak flow is 9.1 million litres per second
-Iguazu’s annual peak flow is 6.5 million, though in times of extreme flood the two have recorded very similar maximum water discharge (well in excess of 12 million litres per second.).
-Niagara’s annual peak flow is about 2.8 million liters per second,

We did the boat trip, joining a massive RIB with 2 x Yamaha F250`s under the falls. No surprise but we did get soaking wet yes! But it was extremely cool to experience the falls “from within”…

Travelling with the Swedes, we all got obsessed with Boar and the Borat language.. HOW MUCH!??? Jigshemash!
Sao Paulo (Tommy)

Just wanting to check out Sao Paolo briefly, we came in with the bus in the wee hours of the day and put our bags in storage. Having heard several dodgy things about the city we decided to bring all our visa cards and money just to test what these Sao Paolo hoodlings were worth. I bet Kristianslyst is more hard core. Kidding.
With many million users a day, the subway system was highly functinonal and the best way to get around. The city is unattainable big. It was impossible for us to get a proper grasp on it. Mexico city which according to Mr Know it all Martin is bigger but felt half the size. Sao Paolo is almost a country within itself.
No showering for the last 48 hours had us polluting the already polluted air extensivily more. One bar of soap. One handicap toilet. One big sink. Two dirty backackers. And a range of disgusted looks added with five minutes and yours truly were smelling like daisies. We are learning the way of the backpacker. Or the way of the hobo if you want to call it that.
Having given up on seeing Sao Paolo at its fullest we searched for my favourite place. A cinema. After having pursued a dozen directions on cinema locations, only ending up at nudie boot cinemas we at last managed to track down a standard cinema. We watched ghost rider, and thats all i got say about that. In the evening we headed back to the bus station and set our sails (metephorically speaking off course) for Ihla Grande.
Aftermath: In Sao Paolo you are legally allowed to drive on a red light at dark due to car kidnappings and general crime associated with your car not moving. What ever that means.
Morcheeba - Sao Paolo is a sweet song. “Sao Paolo if I drink anymore I will drown.”
Claudia was missing from Sao Paolo. Where were you? Other Sao Paolo girls weren´t that impressive.
Ihla Grande (Tommy)

Wild monkeys like bananas, too bad I stuffed it with acid. Revenge is a bitch. Monkeys on acid. Now that´s comedy for you.

…There were no snow peaked andes mountains. No broken plane. No artic cold. Not a pile of dead bodies from a previous proud rugby team, now all prepared to be eaten. None the less I was lost in the mountains and nobody knew I was there. Ethan Hawk was in Alive, I was as well. After having reached the Peak of the parrot (Pico the papagui, i believe its in Portugese) I managed to loose the trail back and got stuck in a dense tangling bamboo snakey forest. It seems stupidity never eludes me. The cruel little monkeys were laughing at me. Jumping from tree to tree like they were all that. Damn you monkeys. No snakes hissing yet. Maybe I was in luck. After having tangled and untangled for the better of half an hour I managed to get back to the top again and I found the trail. Sweet, sweet trail. Look who´s laughing now monkeys. Evolution, that´s who laughing. Haha…
Florianapolis had been a bit of a disappointment. Ihla Grande was the destination that needed to salvage our Brazil beach paradise impression. We headed out to the island with a charming yellow fishing boat. Clear skies. Friendly sun rays. and azur calm seas had our expectaions rocketing. Paradise was at our feet. After arriving at our hostel, which had its terrace in the lagoon, it was appaerent Ihla Grande was on our side. First day we took a boat to a recognized beach called Lopez Mendez. Its considered one ot the top 10 beaches in the world. It offered everything you want in a beach. Monkeys. Surf on the far side, calm seas on the other end. Rock pool areas. Warm ocean. Shaded palm areas. And most importantly of all, no constructions. No skyscrapers. No cabanas. Only two portable soda stands. After doing what Martin does best. Laying in the sun for hours at an end. We walked back on a nice jungle walk for two hours to get back to the hostel. At the hostel a large barbeque was just starting with as much meat as you could eat. And Martin can eat a lot. Every hostel in Brazil claim they make the best bittersweet caprinha. Aquarius on Ihla Grande is no exception. Who am I to argue. Its good to be a backpacker.

Stranger, Jennny, Martin, Roha, Fairbrother, Sarah
Later that evening after doing social calls I realized that there were almost ten Norwegians at the hostel. I´m telling you. Watch out. Before you know it we will be stocking up our long viking ships and boarding your dock. Just wait, one of these days I tell you. It wont be a pretty sight.
Next day was spent exploring the town, which have 500 inhabitants. All of them which are genuinly nice, and happy to be were they are. On other notes the island have got 90 beaches, 60 of them are uninhabitated. Several jungle treks. Water falls. Monkeys and the occasional snake in Paradise.
The day after, Martin and I felt adventures and went to find a notorious waterfall. First part was easy sailing, but when the trail divided we got lost. And before we new it we passed a crazy deranged black guy yelling Walt. A little further up the track we saw a dodgy arabian looking guy fiddling with some antenna. And when we finally reached the top of the waterfall we saw a stunning beauty showering. It was like a Herbal essences commercial. We named her freckles.

Lopez Mendez, yes, she walked in front of the frame voluntarily


Martin all baby oiled up for your viewing pleasure. Haha
The Island was a delight, but Brazil is expensive so we decided to punch through and leave paradise. Rio was at our feet. Martin left first. I had been looking at the highest mountain of the Island and decided to join him later. Papa de Papagui was gonna be mine… …After having fought through the jungle for 4 hours, I got on a boat and headed for Rio, Ipanema.
Rio de Janeiro (Martin)
Leaving behind the tropical paradise of Ihla Grande, we entered the almost as tropical and almost exotic city of Rio de Janeiro. Until now Buenos Aires has been our favourite city, but Rio despite its higher prices and more dodgy-feel are definitely challenging Buenos Aires. What makes this legendary and so much talked about city beautiful is simply the location and the people! Perhaps one could argue that Buenos Aires` planned layout and clever infrastructure makes it superior in mobility, but BA does not come near to the beauty of Rio de Janeiro. The city is located between hills, small mountaintops, long beaches, green forest areas and lagoons in between the beaches and the hilltops. Never before have I seen a city so close to nature, but still being so urban and metropolitan.

The beautiful view from the Jesus Christ statue, appx 700m above sea level… in the middle is Ipanema beach..

The view towards the Sugar Loaf (center) and Copacabana (right).. notice all the bays, hills and beach areas…
Now in Rio there are plenty of things to do, even when its not Carneval! Since we were flying to Santiago de Chile in less than a week, we cut down activities to the most basic stuff that we wanted. The first day we signed up for a Favela Tour, which is quite pricey, but the trip is organized by a charity… and most of the money the received they use to run and upgrade a child-care center in the Rocina Favel (supposively Rio`s largest favela). Before coming to Rio, we had heard stories of other people doing this trip - and they all said it was worth it, even if it might seem dodgy. Having heard some scary stories from the barrios of Venezuela, I hesitated at first, but on a second consideration we signed up.

Tommy and me on a roof, with the favela in the back… 300,000 people lives here..”

Most houses rests on very unstable pillars of concrete, many houses collapse during a year..
In comparison to a barrio (like the ones in Venezula), Favelas are more organized with people responsible for housing rights, water/electricity rights and throughout the entire favel most services and products can be bought. Even though most people cheat and steal power by connecting a simple cord to the electricity lines that run across the street, things are (at least in this favela) run according to a certain set of rules. If they are constantly upheld, I do not know. But as we were told, firms in Rio have to pay the transportation for their workers, and so workers near Rio are favorized over those living in the cheaper suburbs, hence more people accept a lower standard of living, in the downtown favelas. Our trip through the favela started with a motorcycle trip from bottom to the top, where our guide took us through the narrow streets on a 3 hour walk in between schools, houses, shops, mini-bars and a art studio. It was amazing to see life from the inside, childrens would flock around us and were eager to be photographed. Most people I think appreciated these trips, on weekdays backpackers like us would come by twice a day.

The children were very happy to receive candy, sodas or cakes that we bought in a small favelashop.
I do not just walk into a favela like I walk into a mall in Norway. Having worked with charity and somewhat similar conditions/environment before I felt like taking the opportunity of seeing as I had the chance. Now I know a lot of people would not do it, and some strongly advises against it, but at the same time it is about the attitude and signal you send off, who you are with and the location. We were told that it would be safe (you can never be sure though…), and I did not bring any flashy gadgets, credit cards or money with me… at least not a lot. But - experiencing the favela I realised that even though these people live like this they do not necessarily mean or want trouble. One of the reasons why people do live like this is proximity to the city (workside, prev. mentioned) and the community and nature surrounding Rio. During our trip through the favela we met a lot of different people, children, artists, old/retired people and off course the more dodgy people carrying weapons. Obviously, the place is not always a place of peace. Luckily, the tour operator works together with these “thugs” as they too do not wish to harm the neighboorhood….

Tommy, the tourmembers and the children of the favela - proudly showing off their toys…
On the other days of our Rio adventure we did the classic tourist sites of the Sugar Loaf and the Christ statue. Both deliver spectacular sights, with panorama views in each direction.

Catching the last sun on the Sugar Loaf, Christ in the back…

On the Sugar Loaf, Copacabana beach in the back..
On the Saturday of our stay in Rio, we met up with Fabiola - who we met in Buenos Aires. She took us to a bar and restaurant with her two friends, Monique and Sofie. At first we had a lovely meal on a eat-as-much-as-you-can-pizza place, then a couple of drinks at a nearby bar(with cinnamon! nam nam) and later we went to a local disco/nightclub, were me and Tommy felt like we were the only gringos around! Gringo or non-gringo, the place was cool and the music was cooler. In the later hours, the place played Brazilian funk, which is a very weird genre…consisting of massive funky strange beats and a very ugly boy voice screaming quite dirty words to the audience. Despite my different taste in music, I liked the atmosphere and the funk was cool…

Looking “too” cool at the peak with the Christ statue…

65metres of impressive stonecarving!
In addition to browsing the streets, shops and tourist sights we also checked out the Ipanema and Copacabana beaches. These are perhaps the most famous beaches in the world, and I will have to say that they attract quite a crowd. Ipanema is divided into “cool-zone” (urban jetsettes/beautiful people)… more sporty zone and the gay-zone. Copacabana has even more divisions… but we preferred Ipanema, the area is nicer, safer and the beach looks better. Important to notice though is that the water quality is quite poor…but who goes to a beach to swim??? We did not bring our camera to Ipanema, but suprise suprise…. the atmosphere cannot be caught on tape, go there and experience it yourself… hah!
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